Monster Hour

Our trio face their most merciless foe yet: schoolchildren. Claire suffers emotional harm. Duncan makes a rival. Max makes an unsettling discovery.

Content warnings: surreality, school setting, loud sound effect (15:40), cosmic horror, body distortion, body horror, unpleasant sound effect (31:30), supernatural violence, violence involving children

 

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Primary editing by Ian Mauldin. Additional editing by Quinn Majeski.

"Radio Somewhere," and "Waves of Time" by Kyle Levien: https://soundcloud.com/tehkyle

 

Spy Glass by Kevin MacLeod
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4410-spy-glass
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://incompetech.com

Sound effects from Freesound.org:

"iPhone Camera Capture" by pooky1

"VHS tape clicks rewind play mechanical 05" by TRP

"wobble_3" by matuchu

"DOORGate_A Heavy Metal Door On The Garden Gate_EM" by newlocknew

Betwixt the art supplies and hall monitors, a far more rigorous threat lies in wait at Somewhere Elementary. Claire screams back. Max tests the womb simulator. Duncan feels the pain(t).

Content warnings: surreality, paralysis, school setting, academic testing, loud sound effect (17:10)

 

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Primary editing by Ian Mauldin. Additional editing by Quinn Majeski.

"Radio Somewhere," and "The Screaming Fog" by Kyle Levien: https://soundcloud.com/tehkyle

Analog Vibes by Musikhalde
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7499-analog-vibes
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ArdleMusic

Sound effects from Freesound.org:

"Metal Door" by Analog Bleep Ten

Our trio arrive at Somewhere Elementary and quickly find their mettle tested. Claire does a PSA. Duncan gets a little foggy. Max makes a gristly discovery.

Content warnings: surreality, school setting, sharp sound (15:25), academic testing, vocal distortion (44:00, 46:35), emotional distress, paralysis

 

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Primary editing by Ian Mauldin. Additional editing by Quinn Majeski.

"Radio Somewhere," "The Screaming Fog" and "Timey Wimey" by Kyle Levien: https://soundcloud.com/tehkyle

Happy Funny Child by MusicLFiles
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/7774-happy-funny-child
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://cemmusicproject.wixsite.com/musiclibraryfiles

Darkest Child by Kevin MacLeod
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3615-darkest-child
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://incompetech.com

Sound effects from Freesound.org:

"iPhone Camera Capture" by pooky1

"VHS tape clicks rewind play mechanical 05" by TRP

Our trio accept an assignment from the PTA but fail to do their homework. Max snacks. Duncan learns nothing. Claire is number 001.

Content warnings: surreality, harsh sound effects (1:00-1:20, 4:20, 36:05), multiple speakers, mention of animal bodily functions (dog poop, cat vomit), food, mild memory loss, vocal distortion (41:25-46:40)

The PTA this episode was voiced by Cap, Ian, Reed, and Susannah.

 

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"Radio Somewhere" theme and original music by Kyle Levien: https://soundcloud.com/tehkyle

Sound effects from Freesound.org:

"train-door-close-1a" by yoyodaman234

"stapler" by robsp1derp1g

"vx1000-tape-deck-door" by suckmadeck

The Bus apprehended, our trio catch up on some personal matters around town. Max contemplates donut theory. Claire gets gassed up. Duncan threads the needle.

Content warnings: brief mention of flaying, surreality, loss of consciousness

 

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Lost In A Nebula by Tim Kulig
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/8508-lost-in-a-nebula
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://timkulig.com/albums

 

"chant_machine3" by foxraid, freesound.org

Come one, come all for the brawl at city hall! A transit-oriented tussle to rustle and truss the biggest bus this town has ever seen. Claire goads the code. Duncan gets his interview. Max takes the wheel.

Content warnings: surreality, food, supernatural violence, simulated gore, harsh sound effects (25:20, 53:45, 55:35)

 

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"Radio Somewhere" theme and original music by Kyle Levien: https://soundcloud.com/tehkyle

 

Sound effects from Freesound.org:

"fax_machine_ring2" by nnus

"Fax Transmit, Beginning" by esplin9466

"Printer, Close, A" by InspectorJ

"dial-up.wav" by lyd4tuna

“Standing on broken glass” by dsote

Hi Fam, please join our trio for an impromptu flower party outside of City Hall. Claire gets the word out. Duncan gets his steps in. Max floats on parade.

Content warnings: surreality, loss of autonomy (possession), supernatural violence, mention of cannibalism, intrusive advertising, loud sound effect (29:40, 48:20)

 

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Music: Sea Of Methane by Tim Kulig
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9142-sea-of-methane
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://timkulig.com/albums

Sound effects from Freesound.org:

"fax_machine_ring2" by nnus

"Fax Transmit, Beginning" by esplin9466

"Printer, Close, A" by InspectorJ

"Teleport-01a" by DWOBoyle

"Pop sound" by deraj

Greenhorn BAE Agent LeMonde Pax joins their mentor on a mission to retrieve a missing agent from a small Oregon town - but a nightmare from their past seems to haunt their every move. Are they prepared to face what lurks in the space between spaces?

Starring special guest Reed of Deimos Paradox and Bring Your Own Mech as Pax, the Initiate.

Content warnings: supernatural horror, night terrors, drug use, paralysis, loss of ability to speak, kidnapping, hoarding, gore, raspy voice and coughing (58:35-59:55), knife wound, abandonment, survivors guilt

 

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Classic Horror 3 by Kevin MacLeod Link:
https://filmmusic.io/song/3513-classic-horror-3
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

A Sinister Feeling by Nicolas Iglesias
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5083-a-sinister-feelingLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Unseen Horrors by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4569-unseen-horrors
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Dark N Deep by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4729-dark-n-deep
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Deep Noise by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3634-deep-noise
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

"Sounds of Yellowstone and Grand Teton" by hoersturz, Freesound.org

From the recesses of Somewhere our trio plot their comeback. Claire goes for a spin cycle. Duncan has cellar’s remorse. Max rides the jellnado.

Content warnings: surreality, supernatural horror, loud sound effect (24:20), body horror and distortion, vocal distortion (53:25, 55:30, 58:10)

 

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"Radio Somewhere" theme and original music by Kyle Levien: https://soundcloud.com/tehkyle

Spooky Lullaby Loop by EdiKey20
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/8218-spooky-lullaby-loop
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Sound effects from Freesound.org:

"fax_machine_ring2" by nnus

"Fax Transmit, Beginning" by esplin9466

"Printer, Close, A" by InspectorJ

"cat_purr_pt1" by nicola_ariutti

"Cat Meowing" by lextrack

"Cat Meow" by christyboy100

"train door close 1a" by Yoyodaman234

The citizens of Somewhere seek refuge as the Screaming Fog rolls in. Duncan sounds the alarm. Max feuds. Claire learns about pool safety.

Content warnings: surreality, natural disaster response, loss of autonomy (possession), claustrophobia, supernatural violence, loud sound effect (56:30)

 

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"Radio Somewhere" theme and original music by Kyle Levien: https://soundcloud.com/tehkyle

Spooky Lullaby Loop by EdiKey20
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/8218-spooky-lullaby-loop
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Ominous Forest Exploration by Tim Kulig
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/8522-ominous-forest-exploration
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://timkulig.com/albums

"Air or steam pressure release" by brunobruselli, Freesound.org